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Oscar angles and ennui.

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"Oh no, no one tells me anything."
According to Kim Masters at Slate, Oscar malaise is such that a few Academy members couldn’t be bothered to vote on everything:

The field seems to have left a number of academy voters feeling dispirited. One director said he stared at the ballot and considered leaving the best picture category blank. Then he gave Clint a tribute vote. A publicist told us he did not check favorites in a couple of major categories for the first time in his years of voting. "I just said, ‘Fuck it, I don’t like any of ’em,’ " he explained.

This time last year, there was a sense of Good vs. Evil to the Best Picture race, even if much of the serious film community’s dislike of "Crash" only seriously ramped up as its Oscar prospects did. This year, it seems impossible to come up with a way to make the Oscar seem anywhere as interesting and relevant as Hollywood would like it to be. Here are some of the latest angles of coverage:

Jim Schembri at The Age writes that this is a year of controversy and diversity:

The films are permeated by foreign tongues, foreign talent and issues that play out on a global stage rather than a predominantly American one. With easily the most culturally diverse line-up of films in its history, Oscar’s central message is that the one truly international language is not English but the medium of cinema itself.

James Adams at The Globe and Mail notes that, in order to shape up the generally draggy telecasts, the academy is mandating that acceptance speeches be "interesting and memorable":

If a winner "pulls out a list and starts to read it," that’s pretty much a guarantee that he or she is going to be cut off right away, an Oscar spokesperson said yesterday.

At the Guardian‘s blog, David Thomson runs the numbers and reminds us of how silly it is to attach much importance to the votings of the Academy, while Xan Brooks writes that neither he nor the Academy seem to know how to deal with docu-dramas.

At the LA Times, Patrick Goldstein divides the industry up into Oscar "winners" and "losers" and baits Oscar bloggers by sneering that "You’d think after the millions of words they wrote pontificating about the Oscars they could’ve come up with a better pick for best picture winner than ‘Dreamgirls.’"

At Salon, Andrew O’Hehir surveys both the Best Foreign Language Film and Best Documentary Feature categories, noting that "For the first time in my memory, both categories this year are completely not embarrassing."

Finally, Charles McNulty (who, the Guardian primly notes, is an American) claims that theatrical training is what distinguishes British actors from American ones and makes them so much more awesome and Oscar-friendly:

[I]t’s hard not to marvel at the virtuosic command of speech; the way Dench, Mirren and O’Toole make music out of spoken thought. Steeped in Shakespeare and a culture committed to live performance, they have by necessity developed their physical instruments and, in particular, that region of the body that lies between the back of the throat and the tip of the tongue.

Such redolent actorishness is also a reassuring reminder that acting can be a craft after all and not just the accomplishment of being very attractive while reciting dialogue, preferably with a modicum of inflection. Not that there’s anything wrong with the latter — hell, it’s half the reason films were invented. 

+ None of the Above (Slate)
+ Oscar’s got issues (The Age)
+ Oscars hope hot topics spice up tired telecast (Globe and Mail)
+ Why we shouldn’t take the Oscars too seriously (Guardian Film Blog)
+ No Oscars for the docu-drama (Guardian Film Blog)
+ WINNERS & LOSERS (LA Times)
+ Beyond the Multiplex (Salon)
+ Why the best actors are British (Guardian)

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…

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A-O Rewind

Celebrating Portlandia One Sketch at a Time

The final season of Portlandia approaches.

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Most people measure time in minutes, hours, days, years…At IFC, we measure it in sketches. And nothing takes us way (waaaaaay) back like Portlandia sketches. Yes, there’s a Portlandia milepost from every season that changed the way we think, behave, and pickle things. In honor of Portlandia’s 8th and final season, Subaru presents a few of our favorites.

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Put A Bird On It

Portlandia enters the pop-culture lexicon and inspires us to put birds on literally everything.

Colin the Chicken

Who’s your chicken, really? Behold the emerging locavore trend captured perfectly to the nth degree.

Dream Of The ’90s

This treatise on Portland made it clear that “the dream” was alive and well.

No You Go

We Americans spend most of our lives in cars. Fortunately, there’s a Portlandia sketch for every automotive situation.

A-O River!

We learned all our outdoor survival skills from Kath and Dave.

One More Episode

The true birth of binge watching, pre-Netflix. And what you’ll do once Season 8 premieres.

Catch up on Portlandia’s best moments before the 8th season premieres January 18th on IFC.

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