NYFF: “Triad Election.”

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"To succeed and prosper, we must live harmoniously."
Johnny To‘s "Election" was a nimble examination of the Hong Kong triads post-changeover that neatly punctured the myths of loyalty and brotherhood in organized crime; the New York Film Festival seems to believe you don’t need to have seen it to appreciate its sequel, the better if more bombastic "Triad Election," and they’re probably right (the two films will be released in some way by Tartan next year — God knows what they’re going to do about the titles). "Triad Election" focuses on Jimmy (the ever-dapper Louis Koo), a minor character in the first film who’s grown into a major if reluctant figure in the Wo Sing society.

Jimmy’s made his fortune running a bootleg DVD empire, and now he has plans for a big real estate investment deal in China and a legit life ("Our children will become doctors or lawyers," he expansively informs his girlfriend). While greasing the wheels of mainland property development with a bribe, he’s picked up by the cops, who know perfectly well who Jimmy is, and who inform him he’s no longer allowed to conduct business in China — at least, not while he’s just another Triad member. If he were to become chairman, say, it might be another story.

The bleak suggestion at the center of "Triad Election" is that all the violent gangster machinations that unfold as Jimmy tries to free himself from Triad life by putting himself in charge of it are dwarfed by the terrifying force of the capitalism-embracing Chinese government. Jimmy is manipulated into competing with former mentor Lok (Simon Yam), who in the first film fought off Tony Leung Ka Fai‘s Big D for the chairmanship, and in this film finds himself unwilling to let go of the position now that his term is up. Lok, a mild-looking family man with a prodigious capacity for violence, is a formidable opponent, but Jimmy proves himself even more ruthless. The two gather their forces and grind each other to grist (literally, in one scene that’s not for the squeamish), while the Triad’s old guard, the elders gathered in shadowy tea rooms discussing tradition, seems all the more ineffectual and out of touch.

To is a brilliant manipulator of unexpected tension — an early scene in a restaurant and another in a car with a would-be assassin are masterpieces of suspense simply because they expand in seemingly unchoreographed directions. His action sequences are just as unflinching and unromanticized, men beating each other to a pulp, slashing each other with knives, and dying messily. The film is plagued by a sense of emotional remove that lowers the stakes somewhat; we’re given the story of Jimmy selling his soul without ever being convinced he had much of one to begin with. The ending comes across as less tragic than ironically just; everyone gets exactly what they deserve.

Screens October 10 and 11 at Alice Tully Hall; will receive a theatrical release from Tartan Films in 2007.

+ "Triad Election" (NYFF)


New Nasty

Whips, Chains and Hand Sanitizer

Turn On The Full Season Of Neurotica At IFC's Comedy Crib

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Jenny Jaffe has a lot going on: She’s writing for Disney’s upcoming Big Hero 6: The Series, developing comedy projects with pals at Devastator Press, and she’s straddling the line between S&M and OCD as the creator and star of the sexyish new series Neurotica, which has just made its debut on IFC’s Comedy Crib. Jenny gave us some extremely intimate insight into what makes Neurotica (safely) sizzle…


IFC: How would you describe Neurotica to a fancy network executive you met in an elevator?

Jenny: Neurotica is about a plucky Dominatrix with OCD trying to save her small-town dungeon. 

IFC: How would you describe Neurotica to a drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?

Jenny: Neurotica is about a plucky Dominatrix with OCD trying to save her small-town dungeon. You’re great. We should get coffee sometime. I’m not just saying that. I know other people just say that sometimes but I really feel like we’re going to be friends, you know? Here, what’s your number, I’ll call you so you can have my number! 

IFC: What’s your comedy origin story?

Jenny: Since I was a kid I’ve dealt with severe OCD and anxiety. Comedy has always been one of the ways I’ve dealt with that. I honestly just want to help make people feel happy for a few minutes at a time. 

IFC: What was the genesis of Neurotica?

Jenny: I’m pretty sure it was a title-first situation. I was coming up with ideas to pitch to a production company a million years ago (this isn’t hyperbole; I am VERY old) and just wrote down “Neurotica”; then it just sort of appeared fully formed. “Neurotica? Oh it’s an over-the-top romantic comedy about a Dominatrix with OCD, of course.” And that just happened to hit the buttons of everything I’m fascinated by. 


IFC: How would you describe Ivy?

Jenny: Ivy is everything I love in a comedy character – she’s tenacious, she’s confident, she’s sweet, she’s a big wonderful weirdo. 

IFC: How would Ivy’s clientele describe her?

Jenny:  Open-minded, caring, excellent aim. 

IFC: Why don’t more small towns have local dungeons?

Jenny: How do you know they don’t? 

IFC: What are the pros and cons of joining a chain mega dungeon?

Jenny: You can use any of their locations but you’ll always forget you have a membership and in a year you’ll be like “jeez why won’t they let me just cancel?” 

IFC: Mouths are gross! Why is that?

Jenny: If you had never seen a mouth before and I was like “it’s a wet flesh cave with sharp parts that lives in your face”, it would sound like Cronenberg-ian body horror. All body parts are horrifying. I’m kind of rooting for the singularity, I’d feel way better if I was just a consciousness in a cloud. 

See the whole season of Neurotica right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib.


The ’90s Are Back

The '90s live again during IFC's weekend marathon.

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We know what you’re thinking: “Why on Earth would anyone want to reanimate the decade that gave us Haddaway, Los Del Rio, and Smash Mouth, not to mention Crystal Pepsi?”


Thoughts like those are normal. After all, we tend to remember lasting psychological trauma more vividly than fleeting joy. But if you dig deep, you’ll rediscover that the ’90s gave us so much to fondly revisit. Consider the four pillars of true ’90s culture.

Boy Bands

We all pretended to hate them, but watch us come alive at a karaoke bar when “I Want It That Way” comes on. Arguably more influential than Brit Pop and Grunge put together, because hello – Justin Timberlake. He’s a legitimate cultural gem.

Man-Child Movies

Adam Sandler is just behind The Simpsons in terms of his influence on humor. Somehow his man-child schtick didn’t get old until the aughts, and his success in that arena ushered in a wave of other man-child movies from fellow ’90s comedians. RIP Chris Farley (and WTF Rob Schneider).



Teen Angst

In horror, dramas, comedies, and everything in between: Troubled teens! Getting into trouble! Who couldn’t relate to their First World problems, plaid flannels, and lose grasp of the internet?

Mainstream Nihilism

From the Coen Bros to Fincher to Tarantino, filmmakers on the verge of explosive popularity seemed interested in one thing: mind f*cking their audiences by putting characters in situations (and plot lines) beyond anyone’s control.

Feeling better about that walk down memory lane? Good. Enjoy the revival.


And revisit some important ’90s classics all this weekend during IFC’s ’90s Marathon. Check out the full schedule here.


Get Physical

DVDs are the new Vinyl

Portlandia Season 7 Now Available On Disc.

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In this crazy digital age, sometimes all we really want is to reach out and touch something. Maybe that’s why so many of us are still gung-ho about owning stuff on DVD. It’s tangible. It’s real. It’s tech from a bygone era that still feels relevant, yet also kitschy and retro. It’s basically vinyl for people born after 1990.


Inevitably we all have that friend whose love of the disc is so absolutely repellent that he makes the technology less appealing. “The resolution, man. The colors. You can’t get latitude like that on a download.” Go to hell, Tim.

Yes, Tim sucks, and you don’t want to be like Tim, but maybe he’s onto something and DVD is still the future. Here are some benefits that go beyond touch.

It’s Decor and Decorum

With DVDs and a handsome bookshelf you can show off your great taste in film and television without showing off your search history. Good for first dates, dinner parties, family reunions, etc.


Forget Public Wifi

Warm up that optical drive. No more awkwardly streaming episodes on shady free wifi!



Internet service goes down. It happens all the time. It could happen right now. Then what? Without a DVD on hand you’ll be forced to make eye contact with your friends and family. Or worse – conversation.


Self Defense

You can’t throw a download like a ninja star. Think about it.


If you’d like to experience the benefits DVD ownership yourself, Portlandia Season 7 is now available on DVD and Blue-Ray.