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Odds: Thursday – “Unfinished Life,” “Katrina: The Movie”?

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"Rawr, rawr, rawr...no one understands you, she-bear!"It’s hardly worth the time to pick on Lasse Hallström‘s "An Unfinished Life," probably the most glossy and expensive of the films Miramax has dumped this summer. But we did anyway: see our review of the film here.

Over at MSNBC‘s gossip column "The Scoop," Jeannette Walls claims that, according to an unnamed source,  Michael Moore is "seriously considering" making a documentary on Hurricane Katrina and it’s aftermath.

Also at MSNBC, Erik Lundegaard has a rather great, if quietly seething piece on how Hollywood portrayed terrorism before 9/11:

Watching these movies, in fact, one wonders all over again about right-wing attacks on Hollywood. These movies encourage patriotism, faith in our leaders and an-eye-for-an-eye. They encourage a simple absolutist view of the world. There are good guys and bad guys and never the twain shall meet. The hero is always right, and the people who disagree with the hero are always wrong, and if the hero needs to — and he usually does — he can go it alone. Sometimes the hero is the President of the United States. Sometimes he wears a flight suit. Sometimes he says tough things like "Get off my plane!" I know: It’s all so anti-Republican.

On that note, Bruce Schneier at Wired News suggests that homeland security is hampered by the fact that they seem to think of terrorism only along the lines of movie plots.

In the New York Times, Dinitia Smith talks to reclusive author S. E. Hinton, who wrote "The Outsiders" at age 17 and who consented to the interview only to promote Warner’s release of a recut version of Francis Ford Coppola‘s (terrible…oh, you know it’s true, don’t be so sentimental) 1983 film version of the novel.

In a telephone interview, Mr. Coppola said he recut "The Outsiders" to be truer to the book, and retitled the new version "The Outsiders: The Complete Novel."

In the original film, Mr. Coppola went quickly to the main action at the drive-in, but he has restored an early scene in which the Greaser characters are introduced one by one as they are set upon by Socs. "Very often the solution is to get to the second reel fast," he said.

Mr. Coppola also restored a scene in which Sodapop comforts his brother, Ponyboy, in bed. It was cut because, though innocent, early audiences snickered.

Nancy Mills at the New York Daily News talks to Elijah Wood about his hopes that his upcoming roles as an angry hobbit in "Green Street Hooligans" and a pensive, Jewish hobbit in "Everything is Illuminated" will lead to his getting beyond the role of Frodo Baggins.

And, in the most awesome piece of the day, former baseball player Jose Canseco has hired a manager to make…him…a…movie star! When we were mini, we (and everyone other kid in the East Bay) got Jose Canseco to autograph a softball (it was all we had, we weren’t so sporty) for us, because, if we recall, it was part of a community service requirement in order for him to avoid jail time for some incident. Lots of great quotes in the piece. Two of our favorites:

Here’s how the pitch sounds. "I’m only 41 and in great shape for my
age," Canseco said. "I don’t think I’ve lost a beat at all. Because of
my physique and my look … I fit in the natural action-hero role."

Canseco already has a little experience in front of the camera,
having appeared in VH1’s celebrity-driven reality show "The Surreal
Life."
But the demo tape is helping. "I think there is strong potential
for his future in this business," said Pamela Shae, senior vice
president of talent and casting for Spelling Television Inc. "He seems
very committed to this next chapter in his life. I truly feel that
[casting him] is something I want to entertain. I was very, very
excited to meet him."

+ Bearly there: Lasse Hallstrom’s "An Unfinished Life" (IFC News)
+ Will Moore turn Katrina into film? (MSNBC)
+ "Saddam Hussein is bombing us!" (MSNBC)
+ Terrorists Don’t Do Movie Plots (Wired News)
+ An Outsider, Out of the Shadows (NY Times)
+ Kicking the Hobbit (NY Daily News)
+ Taking some mighty swings (LA Times)

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…